Here's some of the crap that's on our back patio.

1. Angle grinder.

2. Scooter. With the price of gas today, scooters are a great fuel efficient mode of transportation. This one gets especially good mileage, ’cuz it’s broken.

3. This is either an air compressor or generator.

4. KFC cup.

5. Our fancy outdoor lighting.

6. A cabinet that the previous homeowners left behind. They left us lots of cool stuff, like a bookcase and fudgesicles.

7. Dirt.

8. Potpourri.

9. We’re in the process of redoing our pool. This is a hole the guys dug which will later be used to install lighting. Just kidding-it’s where we bury the hobos.

10. A Coconut.